Author(s): Paul Jennings

Children's

Unmentionable? Sure. But I'll try to tell you anyway...

The mouth organ is inside my mouth. It is stuck in sideways. The pain is terrible. My eyes water.

Some things you just can't talk about.

Locked in the loo. Kissing a cold, cold kid. Being a little squirt. Burning your behind.

Unmentionable short stories from the brilliant Paul Jennings.